hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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