Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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