We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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