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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Me. At least after what I've been through.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava

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(614): View more from Ohio

Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...

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(419): View more from Ohio

had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.

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(303): View more from Colorado

He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.

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(469): View more from Texas

I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace

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(631): View more from New York

lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.

(631): View more from New York

i think i have dick pic PTSD.

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