if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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