i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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