U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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