Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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