Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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