can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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