Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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