i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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