i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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