How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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