There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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