So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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