i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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