How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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