i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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