Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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