next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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