Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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