You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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