We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
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