I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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