I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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