I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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