If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
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He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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