People with herpes should wear stickers.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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