I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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