I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Randomize
