i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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