I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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