I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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