But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
This house was built for laser tag.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
You made out with two different species that night
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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