just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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