i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
last night I used snow as a chaser
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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