Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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