i jhust puked up my retainher.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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