So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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