And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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