Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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