I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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