Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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