i don't like sucking hair
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
