Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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