Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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