i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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