Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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