is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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