Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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