help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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