i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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